So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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