So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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