Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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