Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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