And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
