i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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