3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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