i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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