just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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