If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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