You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
His nipple licking is glorious
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