I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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