Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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