how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just found puke in my bra..
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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