he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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