Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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