So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I met the friendliest cop last night
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
ok first of all what the fuck
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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