haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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