In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
NoShamevember. You game?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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