Don't you send me to vm
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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