I have demons in me.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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