Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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