he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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