Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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