I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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