Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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