You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You're a waste of cheezeits
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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