Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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