She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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