Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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