Sponge bath it is.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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