Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
