I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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