There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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