I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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