Buhtt sex?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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