Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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