Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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