My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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