Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Floor bacon is actually really good
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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