they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
wow bdsm is so cute
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