This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
