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(402): View more from Nebraska

4 words: hood of his car

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(240): View more from Maryland

I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.

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(469): View more from Texas

I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...

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(785): View more from Kansas

this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.

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(559): View more from California

We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.

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(904): View more from Florida

I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am

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(917): View more from New York City

idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now

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(423): View more from Tennessee

And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie

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(719): View more from Colorado

Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.

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