If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I have fence marks all over my body
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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