I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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