What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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