Whats the glycemic index on semen?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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