haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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