shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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