yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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