i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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