I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
40s are totally the cure
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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