Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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