So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
