I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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